Making toothpaste addictive would result in a lot more people with clean teeth.
Trump is a bum with unusually white teeth. Why is that?
The quintessential shit-talker.
...and then she picked me up and carried me around in a plastic bag!
Buy now, the new Uni-Slipper, the perfect accessory for amputees!
The cat ate my homework
My cat has informed me that he does not agree with your teaching methods.
beware the vampiric cat guarding the skull of gold.
Thou shalt not pass the vampiric cat, Mighty Golden Skull keeper! it bites you on the neck also!
This is a Gandalf the Grey and Nospurratu crossing zone. Please drive safely.
She never, never gave up on the Jefferson Airplane!
Thomas Jefferson Airplane
The Stones have been at the top of the rock charts for a looong time.
The clueless stones, topping the charts again.
Atop of the music charts was the single "Non Stop, No Paws" by the garage rock band Poop In Various States of Decay.
My mailman was upset with me.
An exceptionally spicy letter was delivered this morning, to my dismay.
Even junk mail is rejecting me
Don't open that mail! It's just more bad news.
"Here's your paycheck, Brian, it comes with an explosive raise!" said Mr. Goldsachs, who was kind of a dick employer.