I woke up with a crick in my neck.
over night, searing neck pain turned into shearing neck pain.
Giraffe girl really has let herself go
Find the missing limb of this Giraffe...On steroids.
Steroids are bad news. Even a giraffe could lose a leg!
Stop playing games with my heart.
The idea for a board game as a Valentine's Day date wasn't going as well as he expected.
It's our anniversary, darn it! This is not some love game!
Now I'll roll to see if your gifts impress me. 3d6, need 10 or higher...and...nope, not impressed.
Human evolution was thrown out of whack when no one could identify the a 3D number nine
"Is Wario A Libertarian" - the greatest thread in the history of forums, locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of heated debate,
You had to lock the comments on you super in-depth YouTube video about Waluigi's nationality because it got a bit out of hand
Waluigi was banned from YouTube for hate speech.
Whenever Mario's cousin Rario sees u online, he can't help but tell u how much he thinks u suck.
Nintendo declared bankruptcy after the Rascal Bros release fiasco.